"GOD...I HAD A CONFESSION TO MADE....I HAVE ABANDON MY BLOG FOR A LONG TIME....PLEASE FORGIVE ME..."
Sigh..like the above..im really sorry to have abondon my blog for so long..have been slacking very busy in job.been working in Kraft as marketing assistant hehe.well,thats the most happening thing in these few weeks for me.Since it had been a long time since i last updated my blog..hopefully i can be patient enough to write what had happened to me in the past weeks...hmm.maybe not..i think its even better to jz write a summary of it ;)

Day one..reach office at 6.50am, dunno wat time office opens,went to eat dim sum nearby for breakfast,then head to office.ok..ok..too brief.well, then because they never told me who am i working under,i needed to wait for the HR ppl to tell me.gosh....i waited til 9am THEN ONLY i can start.then my first job is something i had not been doing since i finished my spm...TRANSLATION TO BM...OMg....man my BM sure is rusty,n i mentioned in my resume good proficiency in spoken and written BM summore..so paiseh man...second and third duty was to do sum despatch..well sort of..i mean i jz need to fill the forms for courier..then at lunch..was pretty happy that the marketing ppl asked me for lunch...so i mah follow lor..haha.at least they remembered me lol.went to lunch with the whole marketing group including my marketing director and other brand managers.then the whole afternoon til end of working hour,i was to do one thing i feared,do sum microsoft excel stuff.its like OMG...my worst skill in Microsoft Office..why cant it be word or powerpoint XD

yet... i still do it.ENTER DAY 2,start my work with more figures!!!keep doing the excel thingy..n til today,and nxt week when i return to work on monday,I still got more numbers to face.. sh*t,f*ck..!!!! Man i Love this job...So now thanks to it,Im pretty pro in a way in using excel...now i can justify my resume lmao...

fast forward to this week,coz the friday i was yet doing just the same thing,updating sum figures.
MOnday no work..deepavali...YEAH!!!!my job scope is about the same routine everyday.the best thing about my job is
1)free CHIPSMORE!!!! and TWISTIES!!!
2)free coffee,tea,etc.....
3)Lunch at different places with super nice bunch of colleagues...man thats cool...went to kanna curry house yesterday,man was it good...and my colleagues, Kenny and Bryan both foot the bill.so paiseh man....REALLY THANKS GUY!!!of coz..both of them belanja all of us with them.
4)Nice colleagues....got to eat baskin robins ice cream too hahaha..sweet...man am i lucky to be working here...


Seriously..I am enjoying my days in Kraft so far.People have been nice.So far i only can remember sum of the ppl there oni thanks to my elephant's memory,yeah rite i wish goldfish memory....Gavyn...sorry for always kacau-ing u leh..keep asking u dis n that in job...actually i kacau almoz everyone..but Gavyn is my key victim hahahaha.

man..am i feeling sleepy now.cant believe you guys are so busybody patient to actually finish reading until this far...i think my only post without pics here.cant post any pics coz i am yet to get a new phone,n the Nokia 6500 slide go masuk hospital more than 3 times in a month,its like OMG...wth wei....i've been to the nokia shop until dulan..n i think the employees there oso scared to see me.its like wtf for them too hahaha..anywayz..really getting too blurr to keep writing the post..guess will stop here...


pssst..Berny..be strong!!!susando is here supporting you!!!

I'm Hired

Wohoo...i'm finally employed hahahaha.such a good news to me.I Thought that i wont get the job d...happy..Happy...Happy!!!! i'm being hired by a MNC d....
I just hope and pray hard that i will be able to fulfill their requirement.somehow i am still doubting myself and my own capabilities.Why . . .?sigh....maybe i am scared for taking an office job here.haha.GaMbAtEh BENARD!!!!YOU CAN DO IT!!!!(DONT GET FIRED!!!)

Dating Strengths	Dating Weaknesses
1. Flirtiness - 75% 2. Confidence - 72.2% 3. Sense of Humor - 71.4% 4. Friendliness - 68.8% 5. Open-Mindedness - 63.6%	1. Appearance - 77.8% 2. Arrogance - 50% 3. Pessimism - 50% 4. Lack of Essentials - 50%

Dating Strengths Explained
Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities. Confidence - You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities. Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date. Sense of Humor - Girls are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display! Friendliness - Your friendliness makes you approachable and fun to be around. A wide circle of friends also works to your advantage on the dating scene. Open-Mindedness - You are open to trying new things and entertaining new ideas, and this widens your pool of available girls.
Dating Weaknesses Explained
Appearance - Devoting a greater effort at making good first impressions is a must. Try to be fit and develop a style if you want to catch a girl's attention. Arrogance - You are a bit full of yourself. You need to practice a little humility now and then, as arrogance can be a turn-off. Pessimism - Too much cynicism can be a turn-off. Try to see the brighter side of things and people will be attracted to your positive outlook. Lack of Essentials - Dating is difficult for you because you lack certain key things, which may include private space, a car, money, or a nice wardrobe. Work toward obtaining these essentials!
What Are Your Dating Strengths and Weaknesses?

Hmm...i am too free recently..so free that i actually take this quiz..OMG!!!!!Siow d me...muahahaha...MOO!!!

My Sin..(updated)

Greed:	High
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Low
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	Medium
Lust:	Medium
Pride:	High

Discover Your Sins - Click Here

this jz a review on my sins.I though of giving it a try now that im in a better state of mind.and the results is indeed different.Envy is no longer my biggest sin,which i think envy is caused by some reasons back then.Now i fully agrees with the result.my wrath is low.Im jz a guy with P.R.I.D.E....and i dun see anything wrong with that.anywayz....sorry for posting sumwhat a repetitve post in a way.

Nuffnang Nokia Silent Halloween...WEEE!!!!

7th October Outing

Well,a few things happened on 7th.One of it i'll just mention and not elaborate too much is accident near NPE.My car lose control and skidded away,hitting the divider at almost high speed.OMG...Dont even want to think bout it anymore...nonetheless,i did have a happy time with a bunch of new friends...especially Elene and Susan The Two SS Princess!! ....clap clap clap clap.
destination?Lookout Point in Hulu Langat.well,surprisingly,having three Libras in the car,who are poor in recognising ways...manage to find our way up there without many problems!!!yipee...anywayz...now im gonna jz show some of the pictures taken...enjoy...!!

elene+xhik


~~The beautiful View at the top of Lookout Point~~


All SS themselves 1st...Xhik,Elene,Lei Peng,Susan


The SS gang!!!OMG!!!


Then outta nowhere these 2 SS princess want to kacau a pic..ended up both fell down..LMAO..kesian Susan...but best thing is..if u look carefully into the picture..Susan IS FACING THE CAMERA!!!


then after waking up..to prove she's fine...she poses wif her nice ass.....




Mau Kencing Pose...and OMG..those gurls are pointing at my....toooot...


The Stair posehalang traffic of ppl naik turun
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And after so many pics..the poser King pics...

Cadbury Scrat Storyboard

Well,suddenly Syiok Sendiri wanna post the storyboard of my advertising assignment.haha..coz suddenly Miss Jaynee aka Snow White tell me Mr.Brian praise me for my advertising assignment...OMG...I really got penyakit SS(syiok sendiri) from Elene and Susan d!!!!

j_huei8782@yahoo.co.uk (E-mail address not verified) says:
thr ?
j_huei8782@yahoo.co.uk (E-mail address not verified) says:
mr brian was praising you for the great assignment that you have done last sem if not mistaken

For most of my friends who wants to know how this Ang Moh foreign lecturer Looks like....here goes....


Well...everyone..meet MR. BEAN Brian!!!clap clap clap!!!!and Brian..if you are reading this...the word BxAN was not fixed by me..i jz adopt it!!!Well...this is The Advertising guru..who can tell you A-Z to and back to A about Cadbury hahahaha...[Psst..He play tennis well too...]


The first image shows Scrat, finally got his hand on the apricot that he chases around so much. In general it tells us how much Scrat loves it and would risk his life for it. As he was about to savour the apricot, a very pleasant smell attracted his attention. His nose then breathes in as much of the pleasant smell into his nose.


Scrat will then be searching for the source of the smell. He never gives up searching for it even though he needs to go pass high mountains, the ocean, and other obstacles like how he has faced during his journey to get his apricot.


Scrat will finally meet an end to his journey to find the source of the smell. He will climb a hill to get near the smell. With pure excitement, he gazes at his goal, with stars shimmering from his eyes. He saw what he is trying to achieve.


What Scrat actually saw as he finally gets closer to his goal is a man unpacking a Cadbury Mint n’ Nut chocolate bar. As the man is about to put the chocolate into his mouth, he saw Scrat pitiful look., Scrat, who feels that the chocolate is what he should be achieving, gave a look with watery eyes onto the man. Out of desperation, he took out his precious apricot which he treasures and willing to risk his life out. Scrat try to bargain with the man, with a deal involving direct swap between the nut and the Cadbury Mint n’ Nut. The man, out of goodwill accepts the offer as he’s instilled with Cadbury’s tagline, “Choose happiness, Choose Cadbury”. He knows that by doing the swap, he will bring happiness to Scrat who’s desperate for it.


Scrat finally got what he wants in this whole ad, the Cadbury Mint n’ Nut, which seduces him using one single smell. Scrat will then be seen hugging the Cadbury chocolate bar tightly and kissing it.

Well..i guess thats the end of story...thats all..hope to be able to blog bout my b'day once i got to lay my hands on the pictures!!!

Out of The Blues..

LoL..no im not writing about the MLTR song...haha...jz suddenly terclick on one folder,then one image attracts me...

[click picture to enlarge]

So..basically this diagram here tells a lot of what business world is all about in terms of why we marketers can never fulfill a customer's want and needs...!!!

And to all my friends trying to learn the tricks to presentation...i have just the tonic for you guys....

Seriously..you guys might take this as a joke..but its like my video bible on presentation LOL..and interestingly..this dude here is engineer turn comedian..below his theory of men vs women's mission to buy a pair of pants in GAP is hilarious but darn true..

the best part bout this diagram here is..mentioned by don Mcmillan,is dat in the end..the Lady still havnt bought the pants!!!!AMAZING!!!

My Birthday Gifts!!!

LoL...being a man with high sins . . .here i present you a post that will coz envy among readers haha..just kidding la...no need so serious wan...jz postin the pics of the wonderful gift i received.Now jz show off my gifts first...after i lay my hand on the pics from my...waterfish best buddy cum photographer...ngek ngek ngek...wud update fully on my bday...so..enjoy...haha.










And last but not least...how can i not have this for my 21st b'day present???
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never have sex leave home without it...