Wednesday, December 24, 2008

R.I.P-ReBlogging In Pending....



well..guys...for your information..my blog is not DEAD....and will not be dead unless i say it is...so......
DONT MOURN YET!!!

Benard is still around the corner....muahahahaha...

well.i apologise for not updating my blog.been slacking in office bz in office in recent months.so...whoever is reading this blog of mine....BE THANKFUL ON THIS CHRISTMAS EVE...caused I have finally updated my blog though its a hard job done...


anywayz...after MIA for so long,im also lost in what should i write in this post.well,one thing for sure,(i think) this is my 1st post of this month!!!clap*clap*clap*clap*

dun think i wud be putting a lot of pictures in this post though,coz i dun really have time to take any nice pic,but i promise i will update my future post ASAP wif pictures as well.

Be warned..this post will be dead boring with a lot of philosophy and quotes that i can randomly think of.

so i believe most of you have heard of this,
"to be or not to be,That's a question
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well,of coz u do...its by our ever popular mr.Shakespear...but..i got an even better one.
To be Or not to Be.thats not a question.thats a choice of answer.just like yes or no.
seriously,sometimes, we keep usin to be or not to be like nobody's business.people always trouble them with questions they cant answer,and i admit i am one of them.rather than making it unanswerable,why not make it a choice of answers that we can choose?wont it makes our day brighter?at least we have two answers rather than two questions.so,if you ever come across questions that involves choices,make it answers u cant choose rather questions you cant answer.

another thing is,i keep thinking,wudnt it be wonderful if i were to be born in a disgustingly rich family?like a son to Trump,Gates,etc....or any random rich family.but to think again,why wan to trouble ourselves with such tots?my parents are the best parents in the world to me.now i have a new resolution.rather always daydreaming, i have tot of this,
"rather than have a rich parents,why CANT my parents have a rich son?"
its the same rite.i want a rich parents so that i am rich.but if i made myself rich,isnt it the same?
sounds so much better than having a golden spoon fed to my mouth(but it sounds yummy).

what else i want to say?basically blank out from my mind d....will try to update a post on Christmas since i wont be doing anything i guess...anywayz.....
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Monday, November 24, 2008

La Senza ala Cheataa....


Well..i think most of you ppl have heard of La senza rite?especially gurls....SCREW LA SENZA dude...well...im so hyped up not bcoz of their product,but the way they are doing "charity".

If you ppl noticed,on today's newspaper of The Sun i came across an article of La Senza doing charitable work to assist women's aid organization or sum organization.I was impressed at first...but then as i read on...it states,buy the bear,50% of the sales will be channeled to the organization.I was.."alrite..cool....not all firms give away 50% of sales to charity"...but then the nxt line pissed me off big time...the price of the bear is sumwhat near RM70.WTF...and from the pic of the bear in the newspaper, I dont think its worth RM70 at all.Its more like they are selling a RM35.00 bear,charge another RM35.00 so that when they channel the 50% of the sale,they are selling their product at the same time borrowing the term "charity" to generate sale.
Its just the same as if La Senza is selling their bear in the name of charity,and at the same time,telling customers,"Hey...gimme RM35!!!"Its like robbing RM35 from consumers at the same time asking them to buy their bear.
When you do the maths,La Senza are contributing 0----Z.E.R.O. amount of money to the organisation.SCREW YOU!!!Sometimes...i just hate these type of marketers with their evil marketing ploy...Screw YOU to maxxxx!!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

After da damn f'cking post..i feel damn f'ckin good.ah..the power of blogging...seriously...was damn pissed off just now,but the moment i finished,it just gone off,though still feeling f'cked up.thats my only f'cked up post so far.anywayz...will try to update as much as i can this comin week or so...i noe i have been abandoning my blog.
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Stop F*Cking wITh mY LIFe

F*CK OFF!!!WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE MESSING AROUND WITH ME?JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE BORN 2 YEARS AHEAD DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN F*CKING MESS WITH ME.
YOU ACTED LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.AND F'CK OFF BOUT BIG SIS PROTECTING LIL BRO.YOU NEVER DID A F'CKING SINGLE THING.
F'CK OFF.....BLAME ME FOR WRECKING THE CAR.F'CK YOU TOO FOR SECRETLY WRECKING THE CAR AND BLAME IT ON ME.
F'CK YOU COZ IF YOU ARE REALLY WORKING SO WELL....GET YOUR OWN F'CKING CAR,F'CKER....!!!!
F'CK YOU!!!!F'CK YOU!!!F'CK YOU!!!!
NOW...WHY AM I EVEN SOOOOOO F'CKED UP FOR SUCH A F'CK UP PERSON?OH YA...COZ SHE'S MESSING WITH MY F'CKIN LIFE!!!!!
F'CK YOU!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

‘GoMobile GoMobile Go‘


So..watchin this clip has given u a hint of what this post is about huh...Well..being a Kiam siap and cheapskate wise consumer...I'm doing this none other than...GET 2 PASSES FOR JAMES BOND: QUANTUM OF SOLACE...!!!!!Man i want to watch this somehow...even more that its free to be won....
well...what so big deal of this u say?

Well...i can see martinis...man im so fake..alrite..this isnt the reason...
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Well...the reason is..Im gay...Man Daniel Craig is hot..n i mean panas....yeouch...=.=


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BOND GIRL!!!!!!!



Guys..i noe u are jz like me...AR WOOooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!



Anywayz...imagine im da secret agent in service..

Now...GIMME DA PASS!!!!!!Or I'll ShooT YoU!!!

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Premier League Surprises....

Well Well...This month there's a lot of surprises in the Premier League...The table has finally look normal on the top four side...
The usual suspect of Arse-nal,Chelshitea,Liverfpool, and Manchester United.
After a dull start...Manchester are steadily moving up the table...Chelsea manage to maintain their form...Arsenal..like thier nickname...GoonerGunners...they are really flushing down the toilet bowl now....Well..as for the Liverfool....ops..i mean liverPoo...They are like normal living up to their normal expectation...the bluffing league leaders...after leading the table,beating the likes of Man Utd and CheLski...looks like they really need the phoenix in their emblem to actually revive them...when they looks as if they are gonna be da champs...they ended up looking like chimps against tottenham,and i'm not surprised if they actually manage to go on a no win run....
Moving on to hull city....man are they on a stroll...Beating Tottenham,Newcastle,Arsenal...They are really they team to watch this season...wonder how they will fare at the end of the season and nxt season as well?remember Reading?they were too on a stroll only to be relegated soon..but i dont think they will go down easily..they have a secret weapon..their manager...Phil Brown...look at the pic and you'll understand y...

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With him as manager...what can goes wrong?All Hull city players might be cyborgs who noes?all controlled by him using his earpiece..xD
And in Tottenham....bottom table?you gotta be kidding...the team spent more money than chelsea man..and they really got at the end of the table..jz not quite the right end LMAO....

But Looks like they got the man to do da job...Harry Houdini Redknapp...with him as the new manager...they managed to win vs Bolton, a dramatic comeback draw against Arsenal..at 4-2 down on 90th minutes,i really dont know what the arse-nal gooners are doing..but with gallas as captain...its possible.and a last minute winner against liverpool,when liverpool are looking as if they will cruise the game having scored as early as 3rd minute....This new tottenham team got potential..jz hope the harry's magic is bringing them to top of table...not dissappearing to the next division..Championship league....
well.. thats all for now...adios.......................

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Happy Halloween....(I noe its Over)


YO!!!happy (Belated) Halloweeeeeeeeeen.....!!!Well....I noe its over la...dun bang me bcoz its backdated...coz im jz learning from my frens who are lazy busy to update their blog constantly making them backdated....
So...what have i done for Halloween...well..i did celebrate it......on 1st of Nov lmao..i noe...even the day i celebrated it sudah expired by one day....man it was hell of a day for me....firstly...i went to subang thinking of getting a costume...and my goodness..of all days the shop chose SATURDAY!!!! to be off...what the heck...ended up calling jen again for alternatives...man am i annoying her kau kau whole day hahaha...then went to subang parade's toy r us....yet again...the staff says.."stock all finish d"...i was like wat the....ended up in parkson..got a mask n a fang for less than RM 20...lol..
after all dat..got lost kau kau on da way to Borneo Baruk Club..thanks to my intelligence in recognising roads...=.= skip the being lost part....

I arrived safely at the club..to be greeted by Powerpuff gurls lmao...

how can i not take pictures with these lovely gurls....Blossom..Bubbles..and buttercup lmao..


after registeration..first thing..FIND JEN!!!!so easy to find her..jz feel da heat!!!!Ouch..sizzles...
And my oh my..his darling captain Boney dear is busy snapping the picture of the food...guess skeletons can oni look at food huh....=.=


Above are the crowd of the day..man its happening...


Man...i dont mind dying in the hands of both the angels and devils...=.=[man do i look like a banduan]


Man...i just love this dude here...i actually like his outfit !!!!!


Oh look..captain hook and Kiss....OMG!!!


And how can i not show off this pic of both lanun jantan dan betina lovely couple here....


i got to noe these lovely bloggers as well...man am i lucky to be there hahahaha...


hahaha...for those faint hearted...please click Alt+F4....lol...a Gorgeous pic of me and paris Hilton....ahahahhaahhaa...
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Friday, October 31, 2008

"GOD...I HAD A CONFESSION TO MADE....I HAVE ABANDON MY BLOG FOR A LONG TIME....PLEASE FORGIVE ME..."
Sigh..like the above..im really sorry to have abondon my blog for so long..have been slacking very busy in job.been working in Kraft as marketing assistant hehe.well,thats the most happening thing in these few weeks for me.Since it had been a long time since i last updated my blog..hopefully i can be patient enough to write what had happened to me in the past weeks...hmm.maybe not..i think its even better to jz write a summary of it ;)

Day one..reach office at 6.50am, dunno wat time office opens,went to eat dim sum nearby for breakfast,then head to office.ok..ok..too brief.well, then because they never told me who am i working under,i needed to wait for the HR ppl to tell me.gosh....i waited til 9am THEN ONLY i can start.then my first job is something i had not been doing since i finished my spm...TRANSLATION TO BM...OMg....man my BM sure is rusty,n i mentioned in my resume good proficiency in spoken and written BM summore..so paiseh man...second and third duty was to do sum despatch..well sort of..i mean i jz need to fill the forms for courier..then at lunch..was pretty happy that the marketing ppl asked me for lunch...so i mah follow lor..haha.at least they remembered me lol.went to lunch with the whole marketing group including my marketing director and other brand managers.then the whole afternoon til end of working hour,i was to do one thing i feared,do sum microsoft excel stuff.its like OMG...my worst skill in Microsoft Office..why cant it be word or powerpoint XD

yet... i still do it.ENTER DAY 2,start my work with more figures!!!keep doing the excel thingy..n til today,and nxt week when i return to work on monday,I still got more numbers to face.. sh*t,f*ck..!!!! Man i Love this job...So now thanks to it,Im pretty pro in a way in using excel...now i can justify my resume lmao...

fast forward to this week,coz the friday i was yet doing just the same thing,updating sum figures.
MOnday no work..deepavali...YEAH!!!!my job scope is about the same routine everyday.the best thing about my job is
1)free CHIPSMORE!!!! and TWISTIES!!!
2)free coffee,tea,etc.....
3)Lunch at different places with super nice bunch of colleagues...man thats cool...went to kanna curry house yesterday,man was it good...and my colleagues, Kenny and Bryan both foot the bill.so paiseh man....REALLY THANKS GUY!!!of coz..both of them belanja all of us with them.
4)Nice colleagues....got to eat baskin robins ice cream too hahaha..sweet...man am i lucky to be working here...


Seriously..I am enjoying my days in Kraft so far.People have been nice.So far i only can remember sum of the ppl there oni thanks to my elephant's memory,yeah rite i wish goldfish memory....Gavyn...sorry for always kacau-ing u leh..keep asking u dis n that in job...actually i kacau almoz everyone..but Gavyn is my key victim hahahaha.

man..am i feeling sleepy now.cant believe you guys are so busybody patient to actually finish reading until this far...i think my only post without pics here.cant post any pics coz i am yet to get a new phone,n the Nokia 6500 slide go masuk hospital more than 3 times in a month,its like OMG...wth wei....i've been to the nokia shop until dulan..n i think the employees there oso scared to see me.its like wtf for them too hahaha..anywayz..really getting too blurr to keep writing the post..guess will stop here...


pssst..Berny..be strong!!!susando is here supporting you!!!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I'm Hired

Wohoo...i'm finally employed hahahaha.such a good news to me.I Thought that i wont get the job d...happy..Happy...Happy!!!! i'm being hired by a MNC d....
I just hope and pray hard that i will be able to fulfill their requirement.somehow i am still doubting myself and my own capabilities.Why . . .?sigh....maybe i am scared for taking an office job here.haha.GaMbAtEh BENARD!!!!YOU CAN DO IT!!!!(DONT GET FIRED!!!)

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses
1. Flirtiness - 75%
2. Confidence - 72.2%
3. Sense of Humor - 71.4%
4. Friendliness - 68.8%
5. Open-Mindedness - 63.6%
1. Appearance - 77.8%
2. Arrogance - 50%
3. Pessimism - 50%
4. Lack of Essentials - 50%


Dating Strengths Explained
Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities.
Confidence - You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities. Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date.
Sense of Humor - Girls are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display!
Friendliness - Your friendliness makes you approachable and fun to be around. A wide circle of friends also works to your advantage on the dating scene.
Open-Mindedness - You are open to trying new things and entertaining new ideas, and this widens your pool of available girls.

Dating Weaknesses Explained
Appearance - Devoting a greater effort at making good first impressions is a must. Try to be fit and develop a style if you want to catch a girl's attention.
Arrogance - You are a bit full of yourself. You need to practice a little humility now and then, as arrogance can be a turn-off.
Pessimism - Too much cynicism can be a turn-off. Try to see the brighter side of things and people will be attracted to your positive outlook.
Lack of Essentials - Dating is difficult for you because you lack certain key things, which may include private space, a car, money, or a nice wardrobe. Work toward obtaining these essentials!

What Are Your Dating Strengths and Weaknesses?


Hmm...i am too free recently..so free that i actually take this quiz..OMG!!!!!Siow d me...muahahaha...MOO!!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

My Sin..(updated)

Greed:High
Gluttony:Medium
Wrath:Low
Sloth:Medium
Envy:Medium
Lust:Medium
Pride:High


Discover Your Sins - Click Here

this jz a review on my sins.I though of giving it a try now that im in a better state of mind.and the results is indeed different.Envy is no longer my biggest sin,which i think envy is caused by some reasons back then.Now i fully agrees with the result.my wrath is low.Im jz a guy with P.R.I.D.E....and i dun see anything wrong with that.anywayz....sorry for posting sumwhat a repetitve post in a way.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Nuffnang Nokia Silent Halloween...WEEE!!!!







7th October Outing

Well,a few things happened on 7th.One of it i'll just mention and not elaborate too much is accident near NPE.My car lose control and skidded away,hitting the divider at almost high speed.OMG...Dont even want to think bout it anymore...nonetheless,i did have a happy time with a bunch of new friends...especially Elene and Susan The Two SS Princess!! ....clap clap clap clap.
destination?Lookout Point in Hulu Langat.well,surprisingly,having three Libras in the car,who are poor in recognising ways...manage to find our way up there without many problems!!!yipee...anywayz...now im gonna jz show some of the pictures taken...enjoy...!!

elene+xhik


~~The beautiful View at the top of Lookout Point~~


All SS themselves 1st...Xhik,Elene,Lei Peng,Susan


The SS gang!!!OMG!!!


Then outta nowhere these 2 SS princess want to kacau a pic..ended up both fell down..LMAO..kesian Susan...but best thing is..if u look carefully into the picture..Susan IS FACING THE CAMERA!!!


then after waking up..to prove she's fine...she poses wif her nice ass.....




Mau Kencing Pose...and OMG..those gurls are pointing at my....toooot...


The Stair posehalang traffic of ppl naik turun
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And after so many pics..the poser King pics...